Misfit Mutts Club

Dog clothes and accessories. Taste optional.

Dodge, a black bull mastiff, sprayed on a brick wall in a yellow hard hat with his tongue out, next to a yellow biohazard sign, a ladder, a bucket and a paint roller.

Ha'way, we're not open yet

Hold ya horses man, we'll be reet on time for Christmas am telling ya. Proper clobber for big daft dogs, and for the mugs on the other end of the lead.

No pedigree required. Too ugly for Crufts. Too lazy for tricks. I came. I saw. I cocked my leg. Dignity sold separately. Chewed but not broken.

Join the club

Stick your email in and we'll give you a shout when the doors open. No spam, just the odd daft email. Leave whenever you like. How we look after your details.